Kids Say the Funniest Things
I have interacted with kids more than people my age sometimes in the last couple of months. I love kids. They really do say the funniest things. The one thing I don't like about working with kids is their inability to not cough at you. They love to touch you and share your germs with you. But, nonetheless, they are adorable. So, I will tell you some of my funny conversations I have had with children. Me (after seeing a kid crying): What's wrong? Boy: I am sad. Me: Why? Boy: My girlfriend just broke up with me (he is 4 years old, how do you even have a boyfriend/girlfriend?) Me: Do you want a hug? Boy: Yeah ( I give him a hug). She is right there. She moved on and likes another boy. Me: I am sorry. Boy: She only likes him for his lego shirt. So, lesson learned...sometimes lego shirts are the way to go when you are trying to catch someone's eye? Another conversation, Boy 1: Do you have any allergies? Me: Yes, I am allergic to some fruit. Boy 1: Are you...